Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
My favorite joke: My life.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."