Worst Jokes Ever
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
What color is your Bugatti?
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!