Worst Jokes Ever

What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?

Ketchup!

What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Why can't an orphan get offended?

What are they gonna do, tell their mom?

Dad, am I adopted?

NO! Why would I ever choose you?

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.

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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2hoe.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.