Worst Jokes Ever
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."