Worst Jokes Ever
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"