Worst Jokes Ever
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When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!