Worst Jokes Ever
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."