Orphan's Snack

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

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Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklehead! You're implying that orphans don't have families. That's dark, man! But the payoff is that since they ain't sharing with anyone, they get ALL the family-sized snacks to themselves. Pretty selfish, if you ask me, but hey, I'm a bear.

Comments (5)

Dad!? I found you! After long last! Do u have the milk? It's been 14 years and I can finally have cereal 😭😭😭😭

Dad!? I found you! After long last! Do u have the milk? It's been 14 years and I can finally have cereal 😭😭😭😭

yes! i've missed you! would you like some cocoa pebbles (under breath) with orange juice