Worst Jokes Ever
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.