Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.

What did the sea do when it saw the beach?

It waved!

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.

What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.

Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.

Now they call him Hot Wheels.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?