Worst Jokes Ever
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)