Worst Jokes Ever
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.