Worst Jokes Ever
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.