What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Worst Jokes Ever
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
