Worst Jokes Ever
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.