Worst Jokes Ever
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.