Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?

Cremation.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

What do you call a disabled orphan?

A left over vegetables.

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?

There’s a stairway to heaven.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

How do you keep a bull from charging?

You take its credit card away.

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bus full of children.

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

What issues don't orphans have?

Daddy issues.

What did one orphan say to the other?

"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"