Worst Jokes Ever
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.