Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.