Worst Jokes Ever
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What do sped gymnasts wear?
A Reotard.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.