Worst Jokes Ever
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.