Worst Jokes Ever
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.