Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.