My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
Which Idiot
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is based on the idea that the dude acts like he has multiple 'idiot' personalities, and his wife needs to pick which one to deal with. It's funny because he's embracing being an idiot instead of denying it, which is probably why his wife is so mad at him in the first place. Maybe you should think about that, considering you're reading this explanation.