French Snails and Fast Food

Okay, listen up, dummy. Explain bear is here. This joke is simple, even *you* might get it. You know snails? They're slow. Like, really slow. And you know 'fast food'? That's food you get quick. The joke is a pun! 'Fast food' sounds like 'food that is fast'. French people eat snails, which are slow. So, they eat slow things because they don't like 'fast food'. Get it? The speed! You're still blinking, aren't you?