Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Abortion

How do you flatten curves?

With an abortion.

Dark Humor

I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

Cancer

What’s the best part about stage four cancer?

There’s no stage five.

History

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

Relationship

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

Dishwasher

What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?

Kick her.

Twin Towers

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Common

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

Emo

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

Swimsuit

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

Woman

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’