Worst Jokes Ever
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.
The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.