Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.