Worst Jokes Ever
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.