Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’