Church Quiet Time

The humor comes from the kid's unexpected answer. Instead of saying that being quiet is a sign of respect, she says people are sleeping, which is funny because it suggests that church services can be boring. It's a child's innocent and literal interpretation of the situation.

• Church
• Teacher
• School
• People
• Religion
• Sleep

• Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class." Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
• The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.” Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!” The teacher says, “How do you know this?” Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
• What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there.
• I think that church is boring.