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Church Quiet Time

    • A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

    Explanation

    • The humor comes from the kid's unexpected answer. Instead of saying that being quiet is a sign of respect, she says people are sleeping, which is funny because it suggests that church services can be boring. It's a child's innocent and literal interpretation of the situation.

    Comments (48)

    • yeah, what's up

    Oh....

    umm

    and idk how to tell the others </3

    How badly?

    throwing up until i cant anymore

    like i cant even drink water

    oh god...

    its like i like him then i dont

    and i love him wit everythign

    Huh... well um....shit.....

    yeah just a bit stunned.

    worried

    oh no

    so remember how i used to cut

    yeah

    well i relapsed the other night

    Oh boy

    he lets me call him when things get bad

    That's how guys should be. and not how the ones I meet are

    Well.... I gotta go. Stay safe.

    bye

    Smoky Serval

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