Worst Jokes Ever
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
"Knife to meet ya."
Beatles
Are cool.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
I had a dad.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.