Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Ben
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.