Worst Jokes Ever

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.

I love balls, bro. So do you.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

Want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it’s too terrible.

What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.

Campbell.

"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."

I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.

Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu!

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

VOTING SEMIFINAL 2

LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke.

What do you call a racist community? America.