Worst Jokes Ever

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.

Jesus, that's sick.

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

One more 360 noscope for my montage.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?

Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.

I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.