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Knife To Meet Ya

Anonymous
6 years ago

"Knife to meet ya."

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    Listen up, buttercup! This joke is a play on words. "Knife to meet ya" sounds just like "Nice to meet you." Get it? Bet you didn't, you cotton-headed ninny muggins!

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