Knob jokes
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
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What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Slob on my knob.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.