Knob jokes
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Slob on my knob.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
-->[] go through the door if you can.