Knob jokes

Q: How do you make a door cry?

A: Twist its knob.

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Slob on my knob.

How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's knob tastes funny.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Cock.

My penis is tied in a knot.