Knob

Knob Jokes

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.