Beatles jokes

Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

Beatles

Are cool.

Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."