Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Someone fucked a member of BTS.