Worst Jokes Ever
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Depression :)
Me :D
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
I like orphan boys, no homo.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?