Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

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    • There were two guys in an asylum. One was named Kenny, and the other was Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny acting like he was packing his bags. The nurse said, “What are you doin', Kenny?” Kenny said, “Going to Florida for the week.” The nurse said, “Alright, see ya when you get back.”

    Next day, the nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny lying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. The nurse said, “What are you doing, Kenny?” Kenny said, “I am at the beach.” The nurse said, “Oh, I forgot you're in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back.” Bob's room was across the hall. The nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. The nurse said, “Goddamnit, Bob, what are you doing?” Bob said, “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny's wife right now, he is in Florida for the week.”

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    • How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.

    Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

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    • What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

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    • My ex was an orphan as a child.

    I should have taken that as the first sign.

    If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

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    • What do you call a cup with a handle?

    A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(