Worst Jokes Ever
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Ben
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
These jokes suck!
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."