Worst Jokes Ever
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Jokes are not funny.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Hey!