Worst Jokes Ever

Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.

Why did I kill?

Because I'm dumb.

One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.

Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"

Like if you are a simp.

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?

Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.

Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"

Because he had to take one.

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Why do they act so emo?

Because they are all retards.

You look as fat as a pig.

You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Stop joking with cancer.

- From a survivor :)

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.