Worst Jokes Ever

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're dead :/

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

Hey Qwen, it's me.

You should always be happy about family and love.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.

Have a great day today!

I miss playing baseball.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD