Worst Jokes Ever

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"

(dude wtf)

Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

My dad went to go get milk.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

I wish we were all aborted. <3

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Kaas.

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.