Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.