Worst Jokes Ever
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna..."
Vortex: "You'll do what?"
Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"
*Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness*
Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."
Bros got barcode arms.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
I am Cummer.
My mom died.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."