Worst Jokes Ever
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Ratio.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
I (DYM 117)
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
You were born out of your dad.
lol hi
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I want to be a pilot.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Who likes dick? Answer me!