Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Emo
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
2+2=🐟
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
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I ate Nemo.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.