Worst Jokes Ever
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂