Worst Jokes Ever
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Nice cock, bitch.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.