Worst Jokes Ever
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
He wasn't that bad.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Stephen Hawking died.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Haha, dead.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.