Worst Jokes Ever

Son: Daddy?

Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.

Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?

Dad: Wtf are you talking about?

Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?

Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc

Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.

Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz

Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em

Mom: What the fugde is going on?

Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.

Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?

Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.

Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.

Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??

Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!

Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.

Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!

Son: Huh

Son: Mom FUCK U*

Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off

Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

Son: Moms are the worst, are they?

Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh

Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?

A: Because they ate the bat!

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

Trump's coming back.

Yes, yes~.

Trump's coming back!

Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!

Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!

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I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.

What do you call an underwater maid?

A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?

Answer: You can unscrew the nail.

What does Mars like to eat?

A Mars bar!

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?

An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.

What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

Fresh roadkill.

Apple

Apple

Apple

Apple

Apple

Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

How do butts start a conversation?

"Let's cut to the chase!"

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

None.

They're both imaginary.