Worst Jokes Ever
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
"Peppa's ribs."
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.