Worst Jokes Ever
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
I love my mom.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
My friend Harry.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I ate my mom.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”