Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Santa's Annual Visit
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the double meaning of "comes." On the surface, it refers to Santa only visiting once a year, hence his large size from all the cookies. But it also hints at something a bit more...adult. Get it? Probably not, you are likely still using training wheels, genius.