Worst Jokes Ever
Suiiiii!
I bought drugs today.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
That moment when you poop 😂
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.