Worst Jokes Ever
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.