Worst Jokes Ever

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

The convoy truckers are a joke.

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

What does a cloud wear in a storm?

Thunderwear.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"