Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
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What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Fatherless jokes.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.