Worst Jokes Ever
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Hairline got repossessed.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."