Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

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"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.