Worst Jokes Ever
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
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AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
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Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!