Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.