What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
No joke.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Ruhan.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
I have a body count of 7.
Dude, I lied.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.