Worst Jokes Ever
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
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What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Yo momma!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.