Worst Jokes Ever
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Doin (DYM 16)?
Prince???
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.