Worst Jokes Ever
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Viggie tickles.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀