Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Jack
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
You're an alcoholic!