Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.