Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love silly jokes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
"Ching chang chong."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What is a dog?
A pet.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.