Worst Jokes Ever
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Ganesha is an elephant.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Don't free Britney!
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
The "w" in Africa is for water.