Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"