Worst Jokes Ever
"Ohh wing wing."
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Ganesha is an elephant.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Don't free Britney!
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*