Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Your mum gay.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Fuck Roblox!