Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!