
Worst Jokes Ever
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
My ass itches.
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.