Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Make America Great Britain again!
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."