Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!