How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Like if you have a dad.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
