Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
