What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Worst Jokes Ever
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...
Man, I love working at an orphanage.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
