Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
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What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.