Worst Jokes Ever
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.