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Suicidal Body in Jail

    • Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.

    Explanation

    • The joke plays on the legal definition of murder and extends it to suicide in a really strange way. It suggests that if suicide is murder, then the 'murderer' (the person who died) should be punished by going to jail, but, of course, the person is already dead. It is a silly way to look at the legal system.

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    • wow for real than jail it is

    Woah chill buddy but foreal jail it is

    GWEN WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE LIKES YOU BITCH

    Too bad. Not every one has to like me. :)

    Gwen does get a point and if you don't like her then just avoid the chat DUMMASS

    This joke is shit, And the Person who thinks it's serious despite the site having "Jokes" in the name is a Fucking moron

    umm 1 gwen pls stfu 2 lol

    Suicide is like self defense. Your trying to kill the one that's trying to kill you.

    Suicide is not murder lmao

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