Worst Jokes Ever
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
da baby
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.