Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
