Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Like if you have a dad.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.