Worst Jokes Ever
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Fuck Jewkraine!