Worst Jokes Ever
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Big Chungus.
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"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?