Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
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What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.