Special ed kid jokes
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
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What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."