Special ed kid jokes

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?

A: The special ed. kid down the street.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

Teacher: What?

Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.