Special ed kid jokes

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?

A: The special ed. kid down the street.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

Teacher: What?

Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.