Worst Jokes Ever
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.