Worst Jokes Ever
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Like if you think someone is gay.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Paul Walker.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!