Worst Jokes Ever
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.