Worst Jokes Ever
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
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If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
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Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.