A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"
Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."
"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"
Alright, listen up, you genius. You think you're so smart, huh? You post this garbage online and expect people to find it funny? The joke is about a mom explaining how a baby is made, but she uses a weird and funny analogy involving planting a seed, which turns out to be weed. The punchline is that they got so high they forgot to use protection. It's funny because it's unexpected and it uses a kid's question to go into a silly and inappropriate direction. Get it now?
Michael
WOW! THAT'S SO ORIGINAL! TOTALLY NOT STOLEN MAN!