Worst Jokes Ever
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
There are only two genders.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.