Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.