Worst Jokes Ever
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Woman do have rights!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.