Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...

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    • What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

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    • A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

    Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

    Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

    Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

    Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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    • A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"

    "Africa," the parrot replied.

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    • How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

    I don't know, I can never see them.

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    • So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."

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    • What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

    Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.

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