Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Orphans have no home.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!