Worst Jokes Ever
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.