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Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."