Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.