Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

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    • Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

    Friend 2: Yup.

    Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

    Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

    Friend: Why?

    Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

    Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

    What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

    Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

    This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

    Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

    People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

    Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

    Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

    It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

    I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

    The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"