Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
The Nazis.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?