Worst Jokes Ever
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?