Worst Jokes Ever
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Whatās the difference between someoneās wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
There are only two genders.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Q: Whatās the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why canāt orphans go to a field trip?
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Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. š
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didnāt know it was the bathroom.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks itās a dart gun.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.