Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Like if you think someone is gay.
Paul Walker.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
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If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.