Worst Jokes Ever
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.