Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Anyone wanna chat?
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Your mum has balls.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Willy bum.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.