Worst Jokes Ever
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Why canβt Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Y'all follow me, please.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!