Worst Jokes Ever
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)