Donald Duck jokes
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Community talk
I put mickey mouse in a frozen lake so that donald duck can be main character
Guys. I have some questions. Donald Duck. He dsoent wear pants right? Why, when he gets out of the shower, is there a towel around his waist?