Donald Duck jokes

Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.