Donald Duck jokes
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
