Donald Duck jokes
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
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I put mickey mouse in a frozen lake so that donald duck can be main character
Guys. I have some questions. Donald Duck. He dsoent wear pants right? Why, when he gets out of the shower, is there a towel around his waist?