Worst Jokes Ever
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
bals
What's big and black?
My balls.
I only trust people that like big butts.
Dababy
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.