Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.