Worst Jokes Ever
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Paper.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
My name is Giselle.
Biggest balls?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?