Worst Jokes Ever
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
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LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."