Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?