Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
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How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.