Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Orphans have no home.

Got fired from the bank yesterday.

They caught me drinking on the job.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

He said, "What do you want?"

I said, "To be your new father."

"Really??!" the orphan said.

Me: Lol, no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

A: Leukemia.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck 'em.

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"

Student: "I'm not going."

Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?