Worst Jokes Ever
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
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Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
A condom!
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."