Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?

Because it was on crack.

This is not a joke. Stop online dating.

Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

I like trains.

*train hits him*

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.

Man dies.

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?

HomeGoods ;)

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!