Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Big mummy milkers...
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.