Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Paper.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."