My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Worst Jokes Ever
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
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