Worst Jokes Ever
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Big mummy milkers...
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"