Worst Jokes Ever
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Ur face.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
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