Worst Jokes Ever
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Make him read a book.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Daddy, where's my anus?
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."