Worst Jokes Ever
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Y'all follow me, please.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.