Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Blind

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

Feminist

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

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    • What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

    Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

    Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

    1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

    There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

    VOTING SEMIFINAL 1

    LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

    DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

    Vote for the better joke.