Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Look at the comments.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Your mom's hot.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"