Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

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My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

I have a fat ass.

So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...

You're really sexy 😉

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Like if you know someone emo.

What do cheetahs do when they get a test?

They cheat!!!

Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?

Everywhere.

What's the grossest mission NASA could do?

Probing Uranus.

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Social distancing.