Worst Jokes Ever
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Make him read a book.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Guys, am I funny?
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.