Worst Jokes Ever
Who did the bee đ marry?
Her honey!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
My name is Giselle.
Why donât spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
My boyfriend thinks heâs hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: Weâre a twig. Weâre breaking up.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, itâs more of a wrap.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didnât want to start beef, heâs VEGAN.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesnât have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
Theyâre both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, youâre pretty much screwed.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.