What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Worst Jokes Ever
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Violence against women is funny :)
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.