Worst Jokes Ever
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
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