Worst Jokes Ever
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
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I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."