Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Why are orphans so bad at football?
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Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
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If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
God is good. God is great.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.