Worst Jokes Ever
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.