Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Test.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Your hairline.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Black lives matter.