Worst Jokes Ever
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
God is good. God is great.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
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If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Go to community, I'm bored.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!