Worst Jokes Ever
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.