Worst Jokes Ever
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I fucked a wall.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.