Worst Jokes Ever
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
*moans*
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.