Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.